I'm a cuckoo.

Offending Strangers

• A conversation with a bartender last night
• Bartender: How's your night going?
• Me: Good thanks, I'm celebrating my last day of work.
• Bartender: Oh are you going on holiday?
• Me: Yeah, for 6 months or so.
• Bartender: Wow, where are you going?
• Me: Europe and North America.
• Bartender: So, are you going to go on Contiki tours?
• Me: Hahahahahahaha no.
• Bartender: Oh, I'd really like to do that.
• Me: REALLY?
• Bartender: Yeah...
• Me: Just going around getting drunk with Australians, just doing the same thing as you'd do here but just in a different place? That's a bit boring.
• Bartender: Erm...yes...
• Me: Ok, seeya. Sorry if I offended you.